It's Wednesday night. This morning I got up and promptly began to procrastinate against my day, curled in a down blanket eating my ham, cheddar, rosemary and onion 3-egg omelet next to syruppy sausages and a nice cup or orange juice. I went for a run, laughed outloud at immovable geese sitting 12 inches away from my running feet, not moving. I wish I had that kind of mettle.

The fam and I jumped in the car and hit Christmas traffic on the way down south and made it to my mom's new home. It's amazingly beautiful. She and her husband are so blessed! So here I am, in delightful Podunk, Oregon with family I dearly love - no city lights, no business to thrive off of, just relaxation. Can anybody please teach me with how to do this?